The State of Mswati is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.501 billion Mswatians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Mswatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,318 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,607 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 398,462 per year while the poor average 3,149, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Mswati has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Mswati in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mswati's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mswati is ranked 19,482^nd in the world and 1^st in Swaziland for Fattest Citizens, with 16.18 Obesity Rate.