The Hotel of Mount Horon is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 971 million Horonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Mount Horonian economy, worth 39.7 trillion Chinese yauns a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,896 Chinese yauns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People don't want any foreign rubbish, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mount Horon's national animal is the Snow lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mount Horon is ranked 217,196^th in the world and 1^st in A hotel for Hazbins for Smartest Citizens, with 23.47 quips per hour.