The Killer Dolls of Morphexia is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Morphexia with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.314 billion Morphexians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tel'faal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.0%.

The powerhouse Morphexian economy, worth 662 trillion Curios a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 79,672 Curios, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,287 per year while the poor average 20,710, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, too many developers spoil the codebase, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, and grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morphexia's national animal is the Doll, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cult of Poki.

Morphexia is ranked 75,936^th in the world and 20^th in The Galactics Union for Most Developed, scoring 68.74 on the Human Development Index.