The Principality of Morlachia is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The democratic, devout population of 20 million Morlachs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The developing Morlach economy, worth 699 billion Lei a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,969 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, democratic debates have been removed from the government, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime is totally unknown. Morlachia's national animal is the Lynx.

Morlachia is ranked 88,070^th in the world and 7^th in Unbound for Safest, scoring 88.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.