The Kingdom of Mordheimar is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Lord High Necromancer with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.214 billion Mordas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordhaus. The average income tax rate is 36.8%.

The all-consuming Mordheimarian economy, worth 982 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,617 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog, Jennifer Government is banned, and the collars keep falling off pet snakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mordheimar's national animal is the Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Nordic Faith.

Mordheimar is ranked 285,897^th in the world and 2,822^nd in the Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 2.43 average smiles per day.