The Fiefdom of Moon Says Hello is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 3.357 billion Moon Says Helloans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.1%.

The Moon Says Helloan economy, worth 168 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,995 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, and nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moon Says Hello's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moon Says Hello is ranked 148,982^nd in the world and 2,481^st in eta for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,078.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.