Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 986thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,274thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,439th
The Melodic Oblivion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
VIVA, MONSTER UNION!
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Monster Union

Population26.332 billion

CapitalMount Olympus
LeaderMonster King
Faithnoted to involve consumption of infants

Currencyforsaken child's tear
AnimalArukoto Naikoto Bird

The Melodic Oblivion of Monster Union is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Monster King with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.332 billion grovelling human vassels are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Olympus. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Monstrous economy, worth a remarkable 5,424 trillion forsaken child's tears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,996 forsaken child's tears, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen', you're only as old as you feel, jaywalking will put an end to a family tree, and voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Monster Union. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monster Union's national animal is the Arukoto Naikoto Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is noted to involve consumption of infants.

Monster Union is ranked 7,829th in the world and 7th in Anime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.99 law-abiding acts per hour.

Top
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 986thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,274thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,439thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,944thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,028thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,645thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,729thNudest: 3,892ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,959thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,370thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,562ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,686thLargest Mining Sector: 5,194thLargest Governments: 5,505thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,923rdLargest Populations: 6,610thLowest Crime Rates: 7,829thMost Devout: 7,932ndLargest Gambling Industry: 9,725thMost Conservative: 13,598thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,392ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 23,719thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,655th
Top
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Monster Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Monster Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Monster Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Monster Union's influence in Anime rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Monster Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Monster Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Monster Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Monster Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Monster Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Inclusive.
  • : Monster Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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