The Grand Republic of Monkingdom is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Andrew Gubs with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.966 billion Monkingdomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Brunes. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Monkingdomian economy, worth 422 trillion Geulds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 142,548 Geulds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Monkingdomians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Monkingdom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkingdom's national animal is the Monkey and its national religion is NPCism.

Monkingdom is ranked 252,951^st in the world and 19^th in Banfield for Fattest Citizens, with 7.32 Obesity Rate.