The Republic of Mongullia is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 594 million Mongullians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Mongullian economy, worth 26.2 trillion Shinies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 44,108 Shinies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,284 per year while the poor average 2,765, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mongullia's national animal is the Seagull, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Mongullia is ranked 72,522^nd in the world and 3,127^th in Balder for Smartest Citizens, with 39.4 quips per hour.