Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 104thFattest Citizens: 113thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 116th
The Zombie Dominion of
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Moo
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Molson Iceland

Population32.461 billion

CapitalPepperoni
LeaderJOLT
FaithChurch of Beer

CurrencyMolson Gold Bars
AnimalCow

The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by JOLT with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.461 billion Molson Icelandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pepperoni. The average income tax rate is 10.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Molson Icelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,703 trillion Molson Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,900 Molson Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Molson Iceland's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Beer.

Molson Iceland is ranked 40,663rd in the world and 1st in United Otter Emirates for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 239,946 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 104thFattest Citizens: 113thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 116thMost Corrupt Governments: 118thHighest Crime Rates: 121stLargest Mining Sector: 134thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 148thMost Ignorant Citizens: 173rdMost Avoided: 176thMost Armed: 272ndMost Stationary: 547thLargest Retail Industry: 614thMost Subsidized Industry: 828thRudest Citizens: 1,010thMost Efficient Economies: 1,699thLargest Populations: 1,819thHighest Economic Output: 2,275thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,524thMost Influential: 2,719thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,764thMost Primitive: 4,474thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,041stNudest: 7,426thMost Secular: 11,072ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,873rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,396thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,883rdHighest Drug Use: 21,129th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Molson Iceland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Digital Network Defense"".
  • : Molson Iceland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Digital Network Defense"".
  • : Following new legislation in Molson Iceland, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Molson Iceland, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Molson Iceland, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Molson Iceland, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Molson Iceland, engineers are reinventing the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Molson Iceland, the Cow is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • : Molson Iceland agreed to construct embassies between United Otter Emirates and The Illuminati.
  • : Following new legislation in Molson Iceland, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.

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