The Soviet Socialist Union of Molotossia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mels Sokolev with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.304 billion Molotossians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sjajnograd. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Molotossian economy, worth 488 trillion Rublis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,890 Rublis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molotossia's national animal is the Ursus Ruber, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Molotossia is ranked 278,752^nd in the world and 175^th in Communitas for Largest Black Market, with 72.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.