The Republic of Moe moe desu 80 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 7.133 billion Moe moe desu 80ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Moe moe desu 80ian economy, worth 288 trillion Banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,445 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moe moe desu 80's national animal is the Pikachu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Moe moe desu 80 is ranked 251,343^rd in the world and 5,594^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 223.46 pounds of wildlife per square mile.