The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, flagrant waste-dumping, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 43.006 billion Miraclians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 25,125 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 584,230 Monits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,585,784 per year while the poor average 41,661, a ratio of 86.1 to 1.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Miraclia offered the words "peace be upon you", and the state aims to prevent terrorism by committing acts of terror against suspected aggressors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.

Miraclia is ranked 6,326^th in the world and 2^nd in The Heartland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.89 law-abiding acts per hour.