The Allied States of Mins Trum Dyed is a mid-sized, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning cow population. The hard-working population of 94 million Mins Trum Dyedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The Mins Trum Dyedian economy, worth 4.55 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,356 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mins Trum Dyed's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mins Trum Dyed is ranked 172,930^th in the world and 553^rd in Concord for Highest Drug Use, scoring 126.07 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.