The Republic of Mikat is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.792 billion Mikatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mika. The average income tax rate is 31.5%.

The Mikatian economy, worth 291 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 50,314 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, the government is reining in public spending, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mikat's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mikat is ranked 109,959^th in the world and 4,341^st in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 21.21 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.