The Consortium of Miiros is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Suffete Elissa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 45.602 billion Miirosi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myriandros. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miirosi economy, worth an astonishing 29,018 trillion galeas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 636,342 galeas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Miirosi military drills look more like joint-Eurth exercises than anything else, the nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Miirosi terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Miiros's national animal is the barbary lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Epicureanism.

Miiros is ranked 333,244^th in the world and 281^st in Eurth for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -59.75 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.