The State of Michealsand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.15 billion Michealsandians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.8%.

The very strong Michealsandian economy, worth 707 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 26,075 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and Michealsand has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Michealsand's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Michealsand is ranked 202,115^th in the world and 7^th in Kampala for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring zero on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.