Population | 9.118 billion |
Capital | 4Chan's Server Room |
Leader | Meowscles |
Faith | Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster |
Currency | Dabloon |
Animal | Beepus |
The Crater of Miamington is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Meowscles with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.118 billion Miamingtonites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4Chan's Server Room. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Miamingtonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,220 trillion Dabloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,824 Dabloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, the default state for Miamington is default, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miamington's national animal is the Beepus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Miamington is ranked 21,605th in the world and 1,248th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,857.2 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Miamington was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Miamington, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
- : Following new legislation in Miamington, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in Miamington, the default state for Miamington is default.
- : Following new legislation in Miamington, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Miamington, news headlines suggest that Meowscles has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Following new legislation in Miamington, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Miamington was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Miamington was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Miamington, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.