The Kingdom of Mewan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Rajanon with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, devout population of 1.445 billion Mewanis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Defense, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The thriving Mewani economy, worth 115 trillion rupis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 79,375 rupis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 348,211 per year while the poor average 11,386, a ratio of 30.6 to 1.

Parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, King Rajanon has just been declared ruler of Mewan in an international press conference, and Theravada has been named as Mewan's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mewan's national animal is the black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada.

Mewan is ranked 229,305^th in the world and 7^th in Meillur for Smartest Citizens, with 22.83 quips per hour.