The Queen's State of McKay Wardlaw is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.601 billion McKay Wardlawians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong McKay Wardlawian economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 45,970 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 312,544 per year while the poor average 2,470, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, all tariffs have been abolished, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and McKay Wardlaw has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. McKay Wardlaw's national animal is the deer.

McKay Wardlaw is ranked 202,440^th in the world and 6^th in Yamoussoukro for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.26 kickbacks per hour.