The Rogue Nation of McDonalds Quarter Pounder is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by McDonald Guy with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 977 million McDonalds Quarter Pounderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonalds Deep Fryer. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient McDonalds Quarter Pounderian economy, worth 32.6 trillion 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,367 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace, and glassy-eyed McDonalds Quarter Pounderian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. McDonalds Quarter Pounder's national animal is the Beef Patty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

McDonalds Quarter Pounder is ranked 115,581^st in the world and 16^th in Groland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.21 law-abiding acts per hour.