The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other Condiments is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by ASNS with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avant-garde cinema, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.513 billion condiments are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurorum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Condiment economy, worth an astonishing 17,261 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 841,497 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule, and a certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayo and Other Condiments's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mayo and Other Condiments is ranked 844^th in the world and 13^th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 10,996.55 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.