The District of Mayl is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.825 billion Maylians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The very strong Maylian economy, worth a remarkable 1,276 trillion juno aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 53,562 juno aurums, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cars are banned, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, Mayl has designated District City as its capital city, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Mayl in an international press conference. Crime is a problem. Mayl's national animal is the quick pink fox.

Mayl is ranked 295,645^th in the world and 1^st in Windhoek for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 110.36 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.