The Queendom of Mayfay is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 6.293 billion Mayfayians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 35.0%.

The very strong Mayfayian economy, worth 397 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 63,106 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", adultery has been made a capital offence, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayfay's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mayfay is ranked 31,097^th in the world and 8^th in Dimmersun for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,622.58 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.