The Empire of Maximillion is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by BlackJackkk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 1.956 billion Maximills are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taros. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maximillionian economy, worth 295 trillion Zacoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,956 Zacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Zaco treacle machine, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, beloved cartoon icon Mikkey Shark writhes after eating Zacoes, and onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maximillion's national animal is the shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Jackism.

Maximillion is ranked 18,719^th in the world and 30^th in Thaecia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,935.69 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.