The Incorporated States of Maskellvania is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Mr Maskell with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.829 billion Maskellvanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Corporate City of Money. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Maskellvanian economy, worth an astonishing 11,627 trillion Beers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 586,372 Beers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,559,738 per year while the poor average 42,981, a ratio of 82.8 to 1.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, and when you fly on Air Maskellvania you win a seat or you die. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Maskellvania's national animal is the Bundy Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Maskellism.

Maskellvania is ranked 13,627^th in the world and 694^th in Osiris for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,768.46 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.