The Republic of MARSEI2LE is a huge, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 537 million MARSEI2LEians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 21.9%.

The MARSEI2LEian economy, worth 24.2 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 44,974 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MARSEI2LE's national animal is the moule.

MARSEI2LE is ranked 141,109^th in the world and 8^th in France for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.