The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yugi TheEvilOne with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.163 billion Marnadyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruptionity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Marnadyian economy, worth a remarkable 9,160 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 432,845 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, government spending has hit an all-time low, a government program is underway to revitalize Marnady's beaches, and college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Marnady's national animal is the Ghost, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corruptionism.

Marnady is ranked 294,378^th in the world and 7,268^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 0.03 average smiles per day.