Largest Mining Sector: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd
The Ultimate Evil Corporation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Freedom is oppression and slavery.
Yugi TheEvilOne
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Marnady

Population14.785 billion

CapitalCorruptionity
LeaderYugi TheEvilOne
FaithCorruptionism

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalGhost

The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Yugi TheEvilOne with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.785 billion Marnadyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruptionity. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marnadyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,728 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 387,459 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Marnady's national animal is the Ghost, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corruptionism.

Marnady is ranked 1,582nd in the world and 102nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 15,949.05 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23rdMost Primitive: 49thMost Avoided: 87thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 135thMost Devout: 147thFattest Citizens: 155thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 190thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 215thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 254thLargest Black Market: 342ndHighest Poor Incomes: 699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 718thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 741stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 761stHighest Average Incomes: 888thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,414thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,582ndHighest Economic Output: 1,646thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,412thMost Efficient Economies: 2,750thHighest Crime Rates: 4,000thNudest: 4,135thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,374thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,442ndMost Conservative: 5,591stLargest Governments: 5,649thMost Authoritarian: 6,716thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,048thTop
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Most Armed: 13,302ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,228thMost Stationary: 14,977thMost Influential: 16,819thLargest Populations: 17,211th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 39th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 100th in the regionNudest: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 140th in the regionMost Stationary: 144th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 157th in the regionMost Conservative: 182nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 204th in the regionMost Influential: 287th in the regionLargest Populations: 328th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 376th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 401st in the regionMost Armed: 496th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 567th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, babysitters are a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, art criticism in Marnady is scathingly destructive.

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