The Pink Matriarchy of Mario Bros is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 23.296 billion Mario Brothers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mushroom Kingdom. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mario Brosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,093 trillion gold stars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 89,878 gold stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and Big Belly is watching you. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mario Bros's national animal is the tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Princess Peach Toadstool.

Mario Bros is ranked 39,443^rd in the world and 1^st in Princess Island for Most Corrupt Governments, with 54.73 kickbacks per hour.