The Pink Matriarchy of Mario Bros is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, devout population of 28.526 billion Toads have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princess Peach's Castle. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mario Brosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,572 trillion gold stars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 90,171 gold stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mario Bros's national animal is the tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Princess Peach Toadstool.

Mario Bros is ranked 322,109^th in the world and 1^st in Princess Island for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -15.63 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.