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The Lucky Holy Zombie Matriarchy of
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Sigh, Mario probably went to the lucky castle again....
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Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Mario Bros

Population16.622 billion

CapitalThe Mushroom Kingdom
FaithPrincess Peach Toadstool

Currencygold bar
Animalcow

The Lucky Holy Zombie Matriarchy of Mario Bros is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.622 billion Mario Brothers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mushroom Kingdom. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mario Brosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,355 trillion gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,533 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Mario Brosian flag can be displayed, and hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Leader day after day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mario Bros's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Princess Peach Toadstool.

Mario Bros is ranked 197,021st in the world and 1st in Princess Island for Most Extreme, scoring 9.11 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,037thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,269thMost Devout: 3,512thBest Weather: 5,871stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,462ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,061stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,325thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,844thSafest: 10,043rdLargest Governments: 10,560thLowest Crime Rates: 10,815thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,418thTop
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Largest Populations: 12,971stHighest Economic Output: 13,269thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,507thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,817thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,425thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,949thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,545thMost Cultured: 23,830th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Leader day after day.
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Mario Brosian flag can be displayed.
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion.
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old".
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, justice is blinding.

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