The People's Republic of Malarus is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Victor Yanukovich with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 3.134 billion Malarussians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiyev. The average income tax rate is 25.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Malarussian economy, worth 132 trillion Roubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,254 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malarus's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Malarus is ranked 220,035^th in the world and 8^th in Suvo for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,648.57 Standard Monetary Units.