The Free Land of Mainlandd is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working, democratic population of 7 million Teletubbies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The strong Tubby economy, worth 440 billion Custards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,818 Custards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Bug burgers are extra crunchy, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and half the Tubby Army consists of Brasilistani contractors. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mainlandd's national animal is the Hamster, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mainlandd is ranked 40,669^th in the world and 29^th in The Wellspring for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.96 percentage of bribes refused.