The District of Mahood is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by proctor with a fair hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 45.529 billion Mahoodians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 38.5%.

The strong Mahoodian economy, worth a remarkable 2,245 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 49,321 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, voting is voluntary, thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Mahood has found 1 easter egg), and proctor has just been declared ruler of Mahood in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mahood's national animal is the bovina.

Mahood is ranked 135,986^th in the world and 1^st in Mahood for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.44 law-abiding acts per hour.