The Republic of Maggelania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Victoria Nazarova with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The devout population of 4.446 billion Maggelanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bernia. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maggelanian economy, worth 581 trillion Yakusians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,782 Yakusians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities run on potato batteries, the Maggelanian Canine is a protected species, the Maggelanian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maggelania's national animal is the Maggelanian Canine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cathelerism.

Maggelania is ranked 86,404^th in the world and 1,215^th in the Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.