Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24thLargest Retail Industry: 25th
The Grotesque Playground of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mackintosh

Population37.778 billion

CapitalCapital Wasteland
LeaderMagnificent Bastard
FaithRoman Catholic

Currencymanagerial prerogative
Animalworker

The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Magnificent Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.778 billion Mackintoshians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Wasteland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mackintoshian economy, worth an astonishing 28,976 trillion managerial prerogatives a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 767,014 managerial prerogatives, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,943,473 per year while the poor average 48,081, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, homophobia is off the menu, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mackintosh's national animal is the worker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Mackintosh is ranked 55th in the world and 8th in Wysteria for Fattest Citizens, with 99.13 Obesity Rate.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24thLargest Retail Industry: 25thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25thHighest Economic Output: 28thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 39thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 40thHighest Average Incomes: 46thMost Scientifically Advanced: 47thMost Avoided: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 47thLargest Insurance Industry: 53rdFattest Citizens: 55thMost Efficient Economies: 55thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 58thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 64thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 76thLargest Gambling Industry: 81stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 99thLargest Agricultural Sector: 108thMost Corrupt Governments: 118thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 121stLargest Populations: 191stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 196thLargest Information Technology Sector: 411thSmartest Citizens: 654thLargest Publishing Industry: 672ndMost Stationary: 849thRudest Citizens: 1,201stMost Devout: 1,388thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,909thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,140thLargest Governments: 2,177thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,364thLargest Black Market: 2,471stLowest Crime Rates: 2,582ndMost Armed: 3,322ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,835thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,751stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,809thMost Influential: 6,108thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,033rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,820thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,251st
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Mackintoshian Colonial Thesaurus.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, Magnificent Bastard has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, bad decisions are made very quickly.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.

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