Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 15thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th
The Grotesque Playground of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mackintosh

Population41.666 billion

CapitalCapital Wasteland
LeaderMagnificent Bastard
FaithRoman Catholic

Currencymanagerial prerogative
Animalworker

The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Magnificent Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.666 billion Mackintoshians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Wasteland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mackintoshian economy, worth an astonishing 31,855 trillion managerial prerogatives a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 764,543 managerial prerogatives, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,547,498 per year while the poor average 33,218, a ratio of 167 to 1.

Fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mackintosh's national animal is the worker, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Mackintosh is ranked 46,526th in the world and 41st in Wysteria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,676.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 15thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 26thHighest Economic Output: 29thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 42ndLargest Insurance Industry: 48thLargest Retail Industry: 50thLargest Mining Sector: 54thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56thFattest Citizens: 64thHighest Average Incomes: 64thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 70thMost Efficient Economies: 71stMost Scientifically Advanced: 72ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 80thLargest Gambling Industry: 90thMost Avoided: 103rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 103rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 135thLargest Agricultural Sector: 137thMost Corrupt Governments: 150thLargest Populations: 176thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 294thMost Armed: 470thRudest Citizens: 471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 553rdSmartest Citizens: 711thLargest Publishing Industry: 712thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,365thMost Patriotic: 1,484thMost Devout: 1,724thLargest Governments: 2,318thMost Cultured: 2,366thLowest Crime Rates: 2,531stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,658thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,845thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,664thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,762ndLargest Black Market: 6,334thMost Influential: 6,416thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,010thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,637thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,815thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,572nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Mackintosh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Mackintosh, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune.

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