The Kingdom of Lyzon is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Morgwen with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 968 million Lyzhinez are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paravel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lyzonaiz economy, worth 161 trillion arichans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 167,191 arichans, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

90% of active duty LAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, and escalators are avoided at all costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lyzon's national animal is the heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lyzon is ranked 11,625^th in the world and 10^th in Thaecia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 39,724.84 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.