The District of Lyon Douglas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 41.668 billion Douglasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The thriving Lyon Douglasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion juno aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 41,435 juno aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 120,002 per year while the poor average 11,338, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Lyon Douglas in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Lyon Douglas's national religion, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime is a problem. Lyon Douglas's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lyon Douglas is ranked 109,617^th in the world and 3^rd in Nevada for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.