The State of Lynn Nolan is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.856 billion Lynn Nolanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglas City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Lynn Nolanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,205 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 355,804 per year while the poor average 3,460, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and Lynn Nolan has designated Douglas City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lynn Nolan's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lynn Nolan is ranked 26,466^th in the world and 1^st in Republic of Somalia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 371.11 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.