The Kingdom of Luxtand is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Francisco with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.942 billion Luxtandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuevo San Francisco. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Luxtandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 143,966 euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Naughty nobles are locked away in gleaming towers, Representatives, Inc has sponsored bake sales and government bills, rural Luxtandians are missing the forest for the numerous cellular towers they replaced, and knowing the capital of Bigtopia is cause for public shaming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Luxtand's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Luxtand is ranked 2,364^th in the world and 1^st in Union Of North Countries for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,779.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.