The Federation of Lupercalis is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Luna with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.849 billion Lupercalisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lupercala. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lupercalisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,223 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,276 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leisure is a crime in ski towns, everything stops come summertime, murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lupercalis's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Satanic Temple.

Lupercalis is ranked 92,574^th in the world and 4,967^th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,583.9 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.