The Republic of Lumarania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Niko Fuentes with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.443 billion Lumaranians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumaria. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lumaranian economy, worth 391 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,770 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspapers are running a front-page picture of Niko Fuentes holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Lumarania are famed for their reasonable volume levels, scummy-looking teenagers outside government buildings sell bureaucrats spoofed ShortTok accounts, and schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lumarania's national animal is the Groyper Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Lumarania is ranked 7,097^th in the world and 13^th in Catholic for Safest, scoring 123.73 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.