The Rogue Nation of LSN29 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lisa with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.719 billion LSN29ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.5%.

The frighteningly efficient LSN29ian economy, worth 235 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,273 coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and people are turning themselves into worm food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN29's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.

LSN29 is ranked 25,949^th in the world and 16^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 241.11 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.