The Republic of LSFR is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Elected Council with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 20.914 billion LSFRians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ticonderoga. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LSFRian economy, worth a remarkable 2,265 trillion Euros a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,313 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes, glamping LSFRians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSFR's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LSFR is ranked 286,625^th in the world and 11,079^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -474.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.