The District of Loyalist Homestead is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 48.117 billion Loyalist Districtors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.

The strong Loyalist Homesteadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,059 trillion aurums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is 42,801 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Loyalist Homestead has designated District City as its capital city, birth rates have hit an all-time low, politicians are forced to vote with their party leaders, and the first half of cabinet meetings include Liard complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Loyalist Homestead has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is moderate. Loyalist Homestead's national animal is the bovina.

Loyalist Homestead is ranked 147,273^rd in the world and 1^st in Loyalist Homestead for Fattest Citizens, with 9.92 Obesity Rate.