Population | 7.201 billion |
Capital | Slivovitz |
Leader | Comrade Nogoodnik |
Faith | Equity Amongst the Masses |
Currency | Plastic Rasbucknik |
Animal | Russian Bear |
The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Nogoodnik with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.201 billion Lower Slobbovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slivovitz. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Lower Slobbovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion Plastic Rasbuckniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 261,482 Plastic Rasbuckniks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Slobbovia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Equity Amongst the Masses.
Lower Slobbovia is ranked 43,214th in the world and 7th in The Embassy for Most Stationary, with 1,027.0621551798 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Lower Slobbovia proposed constructing embassies between The Embassy and Antebellum Dixie.
- : Lower Slobbovia proposed constructing embassies between The Embassy and Treaty of Morya.
- : Lower Slobbovia proposed constructing embassies between The Embassy and Economic Union of Mutual Aid.
- : Lower Slobbovia proposed constructing embassies between The Embassy and Genzi puppet storage.
- : Lower Slobbovia proposed constructing embassies between The Embassy and The zionist trinity.
- : Lower Slobbovia proposed constructing embassies between The Embassy and The Accepted Realms.
- : Lower Slobbovia proposed constructing embassies between The Embassy and New Andreyland.
- : Lower Slobbovia proposed constructing embassies between The Embassy and EUROPE WORLD CUP.
- : Lower Slobbovia proposed constructing embassies between The Embassy and Southern Legion Republic.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » The Hanzanburg Union, Unitarian Universalism, Schimmerland, Zah Lanordia, New Deathland, and Morgastan.