The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Nogoodnik with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.523 billion Lower Slobbovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slivovitz. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Slobbovian economy, worth a remarkable 4,097 trillion Plastic Rasbuckniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 327,235 Plastic Rasbuckniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has become increasingly militant, self-proclaimed free-thinkers line up for their weekly sermons, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Slobbovia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Equity Amongst the Masses.

Lower Slobbovia is ranked 2,352^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Embassy for Highest Average Incomes, with 327,235.13 Standard Monetary Units.