Most Patriotic: 1,103rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,835thLowest Crime Rates: 3,177th
The Oppressed Peoples of
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Lower Slobbovia

Population3.096 billion

LeaderKing Nogoodnik

CurrencyPlastic Rasbucknik
AnimalRussian Bear

The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Nogoodnik with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.096 billion Lower Slobbovians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slivovitz. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Slobbovian economy, worth 498 trillion Plastic Rasbuckniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 160,892 Plastic Rasbuckniks, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets, and the statue in the Norris Plaza has a solar panel for a hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Slobbovia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lower Slobbovia is ranked 266,893rd in the world and 12th in The Embassy for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.48 crimes per hour.

Most Patriotic: 1,103rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,835thLowest Crime Rates: 3,177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,951stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,154thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,306thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,327thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,525thLargest Governments: 5,764thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,096thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,725thMost Developed: 6,791stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,560thHealthiest Citizens: 7,655thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,639thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,750thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,891stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,967thBest Weather: 11,075thSmartest Citizens: 11,900thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,439thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,555thHighest Average Incomes: 12,751stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,755thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,384thTop
Most Authoritarian: 15,708thMost Conservative: 15,828thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,289thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,631stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,289thMost Influential: 24,917thMost Efficient Economies: 25,666thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,947th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the region

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