Most Patriotic: 498thLowest Crime Rates: 790thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,140th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Oh that this should be happening to us!
Influence
Powerbroker
Governor / Lower Slobbovia
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Lower Slobbovia

Population7.201 billion

CapitalSlivovitz
LeaderComrade Nogoodnik
FaithEquity Amongst the Masses

CurrencyPlastic Rasbucknik
AnimalRussian Bear

The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Nogoodnik with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.201 billion Lower Slobbovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slivovitz. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Slobbovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion Plastic Rasbuckniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 261,482 Plastic Rasbuckniks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Slobbovia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Equity Amongst the Masses.

Lower Slobbovia is ranked 43,214th in the world and 7th in The Embassy for Most Stationary, with 1,027.0621551798 days.

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Most Patriotic: 498thLowest Crime Rates: 790thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,140thLargest Governments: 1,763rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,793rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,822ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,869thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,933rdMost Developed: 2,098thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,351stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,676thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,724thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,261stHealthiest Citizens: 3,357thSmartest Citizens: 3,413thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,465thHighest Average Incomes: 4,651stMost Efficient Economies: 4,880thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,469thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,049thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,301stBest Weather: 7,824thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,942ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,963rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,050thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,124thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,947thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,306thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,498thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,712thMost Secular: 11,033rdMost Influential: 12,087thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,372ndHighest Economic Output: 13,456thMost Cultured: 13,757thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,926thLargest Retail Industry: 14,770thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,123rdMost Authoritarian: 16,261stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,845thHighest Food Quality: 18,974thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,139th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » The Hanzanburg Union, Unitarian Universalism, Schimmerland, Zah Lanordia, New Deathland, and Morgastan.

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