The Free Land of Loveboys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Allen Ginsberg with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 15.18 billion Loveboysians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hysterical. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Loveboysian economy, worth 177 trillion Poems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 11,671 Poems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All guns must be registered, Homosexuality has been named as Loveboys's national religion, Allen Ginsberg has just been declared ruler of Loveboys in an international press conference, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loveboys's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homosexuality.

Loveboys is ranked 74,976^th in the world and 37^th in Nudist Dreamland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.3 law-abiding acts per hour.