The Free Land of Loveboys is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 12.507 billion Loveboysians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hysterical. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Loveboysian economy, worth 146 trillion Poems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 11,737 Poems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, Loveboys has designated Hysterical as its capital city, graffiti graces every city's streets, and all guns must be registered. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loveboys's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loveboys is ranked 181,614^th in the world and 27^th in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 259.09 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.