The Oppressed Peoples of Love Lockdown is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.384 billion Love Lockdownians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Love Lockdownian economy, worth 99.3 trillion 808s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 71,736 808s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,923 per year while the poor average 14,632, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Love Lockdown's national animal is the bear.

Love Lockdown is ranked 234,475^th in the world and 11^th in Hells Lounge for Most Secular, with 13.91 Atheism Rate.