The New Kingdom of Lombarstan is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Kemal Azaturk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.32 billion Lombarons are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ataro. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lombaron economy, worth 930 trillion Zollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,863 Zollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, seafood restaurants regularly receive complaints that the food is still moving, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Lombarstan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lombarstan's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lombarstan is ranked 94,939^th in the world and 4,877^th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,459.63 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.