Highest Wealthy Incomes: 245thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 295thFattest Citizens: 486th
The Holy Atheist State of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Each Citizenís duty is primarily to the state
Imperator Lodh
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Political Freedom

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Lodhs beard

Population5.628 billion

CapitalSt Lodhinburg
LeaderImperator Lodh


The Holy Atheist State of Lodhs beard is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator Lodh with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.628 billion Lodhs beardians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Lodhinburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lodhs beardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,789 trillion Roubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 317,982 Roubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,911,948 per year while the poor average 3,719, a ratio of 782 to 1.

The sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lodhs beard's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Loddhism.

Lodhs beard is ranked 97,314th in the world and 513th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 197.16040853948 days.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 245thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 295thFattest Citizens: 486thLargest Retail Industry: 580thRudest Citizens: 607thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 607thHighest Disposable Incomes: 625thMost Avoided: 713thMost Secular: 789thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 808thMost Armed: 1,071stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,082ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,134thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,363rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,535thMost Patriotic: 1,669thHighest Crime Rates: 1,836thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,845thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,878thHighest Average Incomes: 1,942ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,139thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,177thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,673rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,804thLargest Mining Sector: 2,885thMost Influential: 3,027thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,059thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,088thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,310thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,416thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,492ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,938thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,216thSmartest Citizens: 6,626thLargest Governments: 7,282ndHighest Economic Output: 10,885thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,336thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,485thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 17,057thMost Pro-Market: 25,475th
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 64th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 77th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 79th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Governments: 114th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 115th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 127th in the regionLargest Black Market: 128th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lodhs beard was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Nyvunnland.
  • : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Lodhs beard was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Lodhs beard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Lodhs beard was endorsed by The Social Liberal Democracy of Kaspinia.


World Assembly

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