The Holy Atheist State of Lodhs beard is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator Lodh with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.628 billion Lodhs beardians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Lodhinburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Lodhs beardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,789 trillion Roubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 317,982 Roubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,911,948 per year while the poor average 3,719, a ratio of 782 to 1.
The sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lodhs beard's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Loddhism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lodhs beard was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Nyvunnland.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
- : Lodhs beard was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- : Lodhs beard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Lodhs beard was endorsed by The Social Liberal Democracy of Kaspinia.
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